Drunken Donuts – Dunkin Donuts Parody T-Shirts

by BlamTees

Doughnuts are a Nice Surprise – Get Drunk and Give Your Neighbors Some
Drunken Donuts - Dunkin Donuts Parody - Men and Women's T-Shirts and Hoodies

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This Product is Enhanced with Double Sided Printing:
In Addition to the Unique Design on the Front, The Notorious BlamTees Logo is proudly displayed on the back.

Our Shirts are printed using Premium Flex Print, which Remains Vibrant and does NOT Fade in the wash.
Our Premium Flex Print is much Higher Quality than industry standard Screen Printing

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At BlamTees - Every Shirt Has A Story

Doing “Drunken Donuts” is the act of doings doughnuts in a stranger’s lawn, while intoxicated.

This Drunken Donuts T-Shirt is Funny, but Drunk Driving In Real Life is Not.

This true story illustrates why Drunk Driving is a terrible thing to do:

Someone was driving drunk one night, on the wrong side of the road.

It was only a matter of time before this person hit and killed someone.

Then it happened, the driver’s vehicle collided with another vehicle.

The victims vehicle was carrying three young women. All three victims died.

The worst part? – Apparently these three Girls were all somewhat Attractive.

Whether or not the girls killed in the accident were actually hot isn’t the point. The point is that they COULD be hot.

Hot girls are a limited resource in today’s society and we can’t just go wasting them.

They shouldn’t be killed without a good reason, this isn’t fucking China, where female babies are killed by their parents because the parents are idiots or whatever. We must protect this limited resource.

Yes, of course, the unattractive women will want to get rid of the better looking ones, because they just see them as competition, this goes without saying.

We hate to be the ones to break it to you, but – sorry unattractive women, although you make up about 45% of the population, you’re still a minority on this issue, as the men (50 % of the population) + the attractive women (about 5% of the population) outnumber you about 55% to 45%. So there will be no “hotness” cleansing anytime soon.

Drunk Driving is wrong, because it can lead to a depletion of our scarce and desirable resources.

If more women in society would step their game up, losing a few to drunk drivers wouldn’t be such a loss, because they wouldn’t be so hard to replace, but with the current economic outlook of attractive women, scarcity is at an all time high.

Ironically the abundance of places like Dunken Donuts, McDonalds, KFC, etc could be to blame. This is due to the fact that they make it far too easy for women to fill up on junk food, which no doubt yields poor results.

We’re pleading to you Drunk Drivers – Please, PLEASE – Try to make sure that if you’re going to crash into a driver and kill them, there aren’t any good looking women in the car, we can’t afford to lose any more.

Ok we’re just joking here. It’s always bad when someone suffers a wrongful death regardless of their appearance.

Funny Things are always good. Good things are always Right.

Meaning – The Right thing to do is to get this Funny Drunken Donuts T-Shirt now before it’s too late.

Get this t-shirt and wear it into a Dunken Donuts, especially if you’re planning to apply for a job there, that should make for a good laugh.

Another great idea – if you’re a Dunken Donuts employee, would be to wear this to work as you serve customers, then watch their reactions. It will be priceless. Careful though, if your boss catches you it could leave you jobless (so it’s probably better to do it when the boss isn’t around).

Now You Know What You Must Do – Get Yours Now!

(If you’re suffering from alcohol dependency – don’t laugh it off, get help before your life is destroyed.)

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