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This website has the best audience in the world, thanks for being you, and for your support!
Your Reward is Enlightenment – Here Are The Answers – To The Greatest Questions of Life:
Why Do We Make Funny Shirts?
Because Laughing and Smiling Increases Happiness and Therefore Quality of Life.
See – Who Needs Drugs and a Therapist When You’ve Got Us? (J/K – Don’t Give Up Your Hobbies for us)
Why Should You Buy Funny T Shirts From Us?
What else are you going to do with your money? Give it to The Poor?
Fuck That! What have the poor ever done for you?
See – if you buy cool t-shirts from us, you can Kill Two Birds With One Stone.
You’d get the Cool Funny T-Shirts that you want, which would Make You Happy (and look really awesome).
And you could Wear Them Around Some Poor People, to increase their Quality of Life, like we already mentioned.
Shit, you could wear them to a Soup Kitchen, or a Wal-mart, and that would be like Killing a Whole Nest of Birds, hell, a whole forest even.
A Few Things About Our Products:
The Type of Printing that we use to make our funny shirts is a Professional method called flex / plot printing.
Our Printing – is higher quality than Screen Printing (even though screen printing is actually pretty good when done right) and far superior to DTG / Direct to Garment Printing – which is used by most of the other online t-shirt companies, and people who make custom shirts at places like malls and flea markets. DTG generally pretty much just sucks, for too many reasons to list, but don’t worry, we’d never subject our customers to that garbage).
Why is the Professional Plot Printing we use better than the other mentioned forms?
Because Our Printing is More Durable, It’s Vibrant, and it Remains Vibrant even after being washed.
What’s Up With The Logo? Why Is It An Evil Rabbit?
It came to us in a nightmare, and refused to leave – it’s name is Fluffy The Evil Blam Bunny.
It represents what we’re about – Irony and Parody, but with Attitude and Style.
Plus feedback has shown that both girls and guys think it’s cool, so we decided to let it stick around.
Where Do The Ideas and Designs for Our Crazy Shirts Come From?
The Evil Rabbit Hole. All of our work is original. If you see our stuff for sale somewhere else, then we’ve been robbed, feel free to tell us about it.
Why Does Every Shirt Have A Story?
Every shirt doesn’t. Only ours do.
How do you get away with this? Offensive T Shirts should be Banned!
GTFO.. You don’t have the Right to “not” be offended.
To Our Audience and Fans
Thank You – You’re Awesome! Fuck Anyone Who Says You’re Not (figuratively, not literally.. well, unless they’re really hot.. then it’s up to you.. and we know you’ll make the right decision, because here you are right now, doing the best possible thing you could with your time – checking out the Funny T-Shirts on Blam Tees! And Viewing Our Cool T-Shirts and Funny Stories Makes You Smarter! (or not) But obviously, you must be pretty intelligent to begin with, since you made the decision to come here in the first place.)
Shout out to C-Rock – Grind24Seven – 302 – University of Delaware – Caesar Rodney – Whaddup!
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