About Us

First Things First..

They Say – If You Say “Fuck” Too Much, you sound Low Class.

Well we Don’t Give A Fuck, so They Can Stick their False Morals right up  Their Ass.

Oh, sorry, now that that’s out of the way..


How It All Started

BlamTees.com was started by a boy with a dream. Except, actually not, because he didn’t dream – because he didn’t sleep (at least not much).

This impacted his life drastically. Making it pretty much impossible to finish college, even though he was only 3 semesters away. Having to drop 4 of his 5 classes, 2 semesters in a row, was nearly heartbreaking.

This sleep disorder, which no specialist could figure out the cause of, and no medication seemed to help, also made it nearly impossible for him to work a normal job.

So, RATHER THAN Becoming a Burden to Society, by going on Disability and having YOU foot the Bill for His Expenses in life – He decided to live broke, and work hard (when he was capable), to learn how to start his own business. That way, issues like showing up on time and following a work schedule, or not having a degree –  wouldn’t matter.. because he would be his own boss.

Long Story Short – After Weathering Through A Dark Rough Storm – “Blam Tees” was born.

Thanks For Making This Story – Part of Your Life – Even If Only For A Moment,  and You’ll Soon Forget It. This Moment is Enough.


About The Business

We’re located in The United States on The East Coast.

We’re partnered with another company, SpreadShirt, which handles our payment processing and order fulfillment. SpreadShirt is a reputable company that has been in business and satisfying customers since 2004.

If You Have A Problem With Your Order, or Would Like To Inquire about the Status, you should contact SpreadShirt. You may reach them by phone, at – 1-800-381-0815 – (Monday – Friday 9 a.m. – 8 p.m. ET).

Please Do NOT Send Us any of your Ideas or Designs, because for Legal Reasons, we can’t accept them.

We do NOT endorse Alcohol or Drug Abuse, Reckless Behavior, or Cruelty to Animals or People.

If you don’t like us, you can always buy a bunch of our shirts and then burn them, millions even, that would show us!

If you like our site, be sure to Subscribe to our Newsletter and Tell Your Friends about us!

If you’d like to show your appreciation for our site, but don’t feel like buying anything, that’s cool, you could just mention us on twitter, facebook, or a social bookmarking site like Mixx or StumbleUpon. Or Not.

And Remember, Physical Assault Will Get You Arrested.

So Be Smart – Wear Shirts from BlamTees.com and – “Assault Them With Your Shirt!”


Shout Outs To:

All Past, Present and Future – Caesar Rodney High School, and University of Delaware Students.

C-Rock, and Everyone in The Local Music Scene, whether it be Rap, Rock or whatever. And any Artist, anywhere, whether your Art is Music, Acting, or whatever, just anyone working hard, trying to make it, especially those doing anything creative to entertain the rest of us. Life without entertainment isn’t worth living.

You! (anyone who visits our site, and who took the time to read this, even if you don’t like us, we appreciate that you took the time to read this far down. Thanks Again!)